Lola's Little Secrets

1. I slept with my parents until I was 7. From 7 to 12 one of them had to be in bed with me until I fell asleep. When my mother and I are in the same city she still tries to sleep with me.

2. I scored very high on my ACT but lied about it to my friends.

3. I have never met my father.

4. I like to give blowjobs. Very much. I think I am pretty good at it.

5. I am deathly afraid of camel crickets.

6. I have a beauty mark above my lip. It is a BEAUTY MARK not a mole.

7. I am addicted to The Gilmore Girls and not ashamed to admit it.

8. I have been to Disney World 29 times. I have also been to Disneyland in Japan but not in California.

9. I have a major crush on Vince Vaughn.

10. I'm pretty sure I am chemically imbalanced.

11. I love vodka and hate almost every brown liquor.

12. I once worked at a clinic that only sold Viagra.

13. I have been to 46 of the 50 states.

14. I find strip clubs entertaining.

15. I love children but I'm not sure I want to have any. Maybe if someone just gave me one...

16. I speak to my mother at least once a day.

17. I am allergic to chocolate.

18. Breakfast At Tiffany's is my favorite book.

19. I have been arrested. In pajamas.

20. I have never kept a car more than 4 years.

21. Between the ages of 12 and 15 I was obsessed with Lizzie Borden. I read everything I could find about her.

22. I use the word fuck often. It is probably my favorite word.

23. I am spiritual but not religious yet I work somewhere with a religious affiliation.

24. I have freckles. I've always loved them.

25. I have eaten dinner with The Beastie Boys.

26. I orgasm from sex. Just sex. Regular sex.

27. I have traveled to London, Budapest, Japan, Puerto Rico, Costa Rico, Panama, Venezuela, St. Martin, St. Barts, and Brazil. Why the hell haven't I been to Spain?

28. My uncle threw me in a lake to teach me to swim.

30. I am insecure and often try too hard to please people.

31. When I was 4, I was in a dance recital. The dance was to Rockin' Robin. Instead of dancing, I stood at the front of the stage with my back to the audience, and shook the yellow feathers on my butt. I thought people would enjoy that more than the stupid dance.

32. I am friends with all my ex boyfriends except for two.

33. I listen to Ryan Adams over and over when I am sad.

34. I have had phone sex and liked it.

35. I have 8 kinds of shampoo and conditioner in my shower. I am very vain about how shiny and soft my hair is.

36. When I was young, I had to go to the restroom in every public place we ever stopped. My parents thought maybe I had a bladder problem. They finally figured out I was just reading the walls.

37. I often leave the house wearing no make up save for mascara and lip gloss. I am addicted to mascara. I buy new mascara at least once a week.

38. Cool sheets are one of my most favorite things in the world.

39. I'm afraid to fly yet I do it several times a year.

40. I sleep (and fly) with a stuffed animal.

41. I like to drink ice cold beer in the bottle.

42. I used to stand on a chair and sing Delta Dawn at every family dinner. I've always been addicted to sad songs.

43. I have never had surgery, stitches, or an STD.

44. Gerber daisies will always make me smile.

45. I have cried over someone I have never met.

46. I dislocated my knee once and popped it back into place myself. I then promptly threw up.

47. I lost my virginity when I was 18.

48. In the summer I like to smell of limes and cucumbers.

49. When I die, I want my ashes scattered into the ocean.

50. I am hot tempered and high strung.

51. Last year on my birthday I wore a tiara and carried a scepter all day long. Even at work. No one said a word about it. I am a princess.

52. My two favorite foods are veal piccata and carpaccio.

53. I love the movie The Big Hit.

54. I will take a Xanax when I am stressed but I won't smoke pot.

55. Once, when I was depressed, I cooked an apple pie and ate the whole thing.

56. The sounds of waves immediately soothe me.

57. I will only eat homemade potato soup or Hot & Sour soup from P.F. Chang's when I am sick.

58. I quit my job and didn't leave the house for a month except to go to the grocery store. I stayed in my pajamas the whole time. Even at the grocery store.

59. I stole my mom's car when I was 13 to go see a boy.

60. I have never cheated on a boyfriend but I have been cheated on.

61. I have 2 small tattoos. I wish I only had one.

62. I still get carded frequently when I try to purchase alcohol.

63. I hate the thought of anal sex but someone once almost convinced me to do it.

64. I've been known to tear up at Lever 2000 and Oreo Cookie commercials.

65. I genuinely like baseball and hockey.

66. I once drove 4 hours to see someone I loved for just an hour and then turned around and drove 4 hours home.

67. I used to worship at the altar of John Elway.

68. I have asthma yet I will smoke cigarettes if I am drunk enough.

69. I buy shoes and purses at an alarming rate.

70. I had sex every day for six weeks straight. Sometimes more than once a day.