Blowjobs

Someone recently pointed out that more than a few of my entries have to do with sex. That may very well be true. I like sex. I haven't had any recently. I'm more than curious about certain aspects of sex. I think that a lot of the stuff we go through to get sex is bullshit. Glad we have that out of the way.

Have you ever been with a guy that says he doesn't really like blowjobs? Or maybe you are one of those guys. Let's see if any of these sound familiar.

"I really don't like blowjobs but I love going down on a woman."

"Maybe I just haven't been with someone who knew how to do it right."

"It just doesn't do anything for me but if you want to go ahead."

"I've never come from a blowjob."

"You can try but I'd really rather just fuck you."

All of the above have either been said to me or one of my friends. I find it quite intriguing. I can't figure out if men really have decided they don't like blowjobs or if these are just lines to make us work harder. Is it reverse psychology to make us try to please? Is it a contest? I dare you to make me come. I really can't figure it out.

Then you have the girls who profess to be practically professional at blowjobs. They tell anyone who will listen how great they are. Maybe you, as a guy, have heard these lines. Or as a girl has said them.

"I can make you come in two minutes."

"I give the best blowjobs in the world. I'm the Queen of blowjobs."

"Let me demonstrate how I would do it on this beer bottle."

"I just want to make you come in my mouth."

"I want to taste myself on you."

Why do girls say this shit? And yes, I might have said one or two of these things in the past. I can't imagine. It's like we run around begging people to blow in our mouths. And it always seems that the girls who "love" blowjobs end up with the guys who could care less. Is it all bullshit? I think it is. People should just say what they feel. We both know everyone loves a good blowjob. And on the other hand, sometimes neither party is all that interested.

"I have no desire to suck to you off."
"That's good because I don't like it much anyway."

"I'd love to have your cock in my mouth."
"That's great because blowjobs fucking rock."




Why are they called blowjobs? I'm just saying...