GMAIL

I want a gmail account. I'm whining about it right this very second. I don't need a gmail account. I just want one because all the cool kids have one. I'm shallow like that.


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Gmail Pimp,
What could a shallow, bitchy girl such as myself do to procure your services? Hypothetically speaking, of course.
~Lola~

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Gmail Pimp you didn't pimp fast enough. There might be a new Pimp Daddy in town. Much thanks to my pusher.
~Lola~