I Need...

I want to go here or here on my honeymoon. Lola needs a motherfucking husband! Let the games begin.

Oh yeah, I'm not home yet. I'm blogging from PR. I'll be back Wednesday with some tasty treats for you. Thanks to the bitches who tried to explain to him that I was gonna beat his ass when I get home. Much appreciated. I'm off to damage my liver some more.