Regaining Your Virtue

How long does one have to go without sex before they are considered re-virginized? OK, I know you can't get re-virginized but there should be a word for it. How long do you go without sex before you are considered celibate? And why does celibate have so many religious connotations? There are people out there who don't have sex for reasons other than religious ones. If you go without sex for a long time are you an involuntary celibate, a circumstantial celibate, a loser, or just too fucked up to pursue sexing it up? I have a "friend" who wants to know. Just leave the answers in the comment section and I'll be sure to read them. I mean pass them on to her. Yeah, that's what I mean. This is in no way about me. Not at all.