Overwhelmed

I never post twice in one day but this is worth it.

Have you ever had someone do something for you that left you completely speechless? That just happened to me. About 10 minutes ago. I screamed like a sorority girl faking being excited over seeing a long lost friend. I jumped up and down and giggled like a schoolgirl. I BLUSHED! Can you picture the profane, southern girl blushing? It happened. I swear to God. And then I laughed. Sometimes laughing is better than sex. Though somehow I think laughing and sex together would be the best.

Liz Phair says what I want to say best.

Flower

Every time I see your face
I get all wet between my legs
Every time you pass me by
I heave a sigh of pain
Every time I see your face
I think of things unpure unchaste

I want to fuck you like a dog
I’ll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of is
Everything I’ll do to you
I’ll fuck you and your minions too

Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you’re underwater
Hair’s too long and in your eyes
Your lips- a perfect suck me size

You act like you’re fourteen years old
Everything you say is so
Obnoxious, funny, rude and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen

You’re probably shy and introspective
That’s not part of my objective
I just want your fresh young jimmy
Jamming slamming ramming in me

Every time I see your face
I think of things unpure unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I’ll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of is
Everything I’ll do to you
I’ll fuck you ’til your dick is blue