Saturday, April 23, 2005

You Are A Fuck Salad

I was having a conversation about dating and sex recently with a boy. Yes, I know, I talk about sex too much. Anyway, he was explaining some rules he has which will be fodder for a post for another day. Somehow or another the conversation turned to frigid bitches.

The conversation went something like this:

Cute Boy: I don't last long with frigid bitches.

Cute Boy: I've really only had one.

Cute Boy: Fucking twat in (city withheld).

Lola: I'm frigid.

Cute Boy: You are not.

Lola: Uh huh.

Cute Boy: You are a fuck salad.

Cute Boy: I don't know what that means, either.

Lola: A fuck salad? That's a new one.

Cute Boy: *Laughing*

Lola: I've been called a lot of things but never a fuck salad. I think I like it.

Cute Boy: I think I do too.

Later in the conversation he told me a gross story and said "I'm just sharing, my little fuck salad". So it seems as if I might be a fuck salad. It sounds like a term that might fit me just fine, except neither of us appears to know what a fuck salad might be. Any ideas?