The B Named Boys Club

"How is Biff?"

"His name is Blake and you know it."

"I thought you swore off adding new members to the B Named Boys Club."

"I thought you swore off calling me."

"Isn't it against company policy for the boss to fuck an employee?"

"I'm not his boss. Not really. Besides, I wrote the company handbook."

"So are you?"

"Am I what?"

"Fucking him."

"That is so not any of your business."

"I figured guys in the B Named Boys Club could ask questions about each other."

"You thought wrong."

"Speaking of thinking... I think we should see each other. Talk, face to face."

"I have to go. Biff is here."

"Lola, his name is Blake."

"Um... yeah... I knew that."

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Members of the B Named Boys Club (in order of appearance):
Brian (Dr. Love)
Brian (The Boy)
Brent
Brian (The Boy)
Bruce
Brian (The Boy)
Bryan (The Young One)
Blake
Brian (The Boy)
Brandon
Brian (The Boy)

I swear to fucking God, I couldn't get away from boys whose name began with the letter B. And no, I didn't fuck all of them. I'm not a whore. I just talk like one.