Never, Ever...

Go tan and go to the personal trainer on the same day. I have to get all luscious for my Non Birthday present so I decided to start everything today (Friday). Now I can't fucking sleep or move. I'm burnt and sore and pissed off. God damn it! It is hard work trying to be cute.

And yes, "T" I know this is a "throw away" post but it's all I got sweetheart.