"Alright, Alright, Alright"

I have been spilling my guts out for months now abouit ass sex, lesbian encounters, The Boy and any other shit that pops into my mind with little return on my investment. It's time you bitches pay up. Please.

Um... OK... Statcounter says a lot more of you bitches have visited than have commented. ANSWER THE MOTHERFUCKING QUESTIONS! Pretty please.


1. Do you think this is a "dirty little blog"?

2. How did you come upon my little piece of personal Hell?

3. Which of the blogs on my sidebar is your favorite?

4. Have you ever listened to or even heard of any of the sad ass musicians on my sidebar?

5. Which piece of my baggage is your favorite and why?

6. Married, "single", or single?

7. We all know I love Apple Martinis. What is your beverage of choice?

8. Beach or mountains? Summer or winter?

9. Ashlee Simpson or Lindsey Lohan... Who should we kill first?

10. Oral sex or ass sex? And yes TMC, you have to pick just one.